quiz.
i think whoever created this failed to realize that spanish does not necessarily mean mexican.

im not russian or german, but spanish/italian/canadian
so thats funny, all those 5 were my top.


British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 2


Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total: 2


Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos. (I hate them. Not only that, but I was born in Argentina, Spanish is spoken there, I was raised there until the age of 10, AND I DID NOT HAVE A FUCKING TACO UNTIL MY FRIEND MADE ME THIS YEAR (I am now 15) SO SUCK MY TIT BITCH. ♥
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (sAd GIrl iz a SeXi MaMi?) if you haven't seen that...lucky you. (okay I have never typed like that in my life, thank you very much.)
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
total: 4

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[]You have been to a St. Patty’s day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair. [naturally]
[] You have/had freckles.
[] ur family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 1

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 2


Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total: 2

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you. (who doesn't..?)
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5


Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what a poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 4

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read. (lmfao)
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased. (a-DUR?)
Total: 2

Belgian:
[x] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like french fries.
[x] you think Belgian (or hungarian) chocolate rules.
[ ] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] you speak both Dutch and French
[ ] you like Belgian waffles.
[ ] you call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] you drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] you have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3

Dutch:
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[ ] you are good at building/handiwork/projects.
[ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 2